when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous)

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous)
| Normal person: | Who is this guy, John Mayer? |
| Me: | (My life, the light that guides me, the one who makes me want to be a better person, the reason why I still believe life can be nice with me, my everything, my hdbfhadfhsdbfgadz) My favourite singer. |
(Source: mistiquee)
i find this guy hilarious! totally don’t like Taylor anyways so this is fun :)
“like ‘em old, like ‘em young, like ‘em blonde, like ‘em dark, like ‘em short, like ‘em tall..”
hahah this guy is my favorite.